Stolen from Sunday Stealing!

1. You’re building your dream house. What’s the one thing that this house absolutely, positively MUST HAVE? (other than the obvious basics of course)
A library! I want a room for all of my books!

2. What is your dream car?
A mustang or a camero or a jeep. However I’m quite in love with my Corolla so it’s all good.

3. What is your favorite website that isn’t a blog?
Facebook. Yes, I’m lame.

4. iPhone 4 or Droid, which do you want?
Either or!

5. When you’re feeling down or lonely or just generally out of sorts, what do you do to cheer yourself up?
I talk a certain Doofusbuttfacehead who makes me smile Or if not him I call Lina or Shelly and see if they want to go out lol.

6. Tell me about something or someone that you love that most people seem to hate.
Hmm. Not too sure on this one.

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy.

8. Would you go on a reality show if given the chance?
Indeed. Except not stuff like Survivor or Fear Factor. I would not do it. But anything else I’m open to!

9. Who was your favorite teacher when you were growing up. (Grade school, Middle School, Jr. High or High School only.)
Elementary School – Mrs. Boymel in 3rd grade and Mr. Miller in 5th grade. They were both tough but awesome.
Middle School – Mr. Sprecher for World Studies for 7th and 8th grade. He was amazing – he made the material really come alive. I mean who else would allow kids to react the Civil War by going outside and shooting each other? Or let us build Indian Teepees or act out Shakespeare! I loved that class!
High School – Sra. Fuller. I had her I think for 3 years of Spanish plus I interned for her. A lot of people hated her but I liked her because you could tell she really cared about her students.

10. You get one pass to do something illegal or immoral. What are you gonna do?
Try me some drugs? I hear Ecstasy makes you quite happy!

11. What were you doing 10 years ago?
This time 10 years ago. I would have been 14 and would have just finished my freshman year of high school! Crazy!

12. By this time next year, I …
hope I have a better paying job and living with my doofuslove!

13. Do you think the United States will elect a female President in your lifetime? Do you think this would be a good thing?
I hope so and yes, as long it’s not Sarah Palin!

14. Which fictional, TV show character you would shag anytime?
Pacey Witter from Dawson’s Creek <3 Him or Silas from Weeds. I'd shag him! I'd also shag Alex Karev but I'd be afraid of the diseases o.0

15. What is your greatest pet peeve?
People who drive with their blinkers on even when they don’t turn!!!!!! ARGH! That and the people who feel like the fucking need to drive 20 MPH when they pass a speed limit. No moron, speed limit is 35 MPH and you can go 7 over still without being picked up by the camera. GRR.

16. Tell me about your most recent trip of more than 100 miles?
I drive to Allentown, PA a lot – that’s about 170 or so miles one way. I haven’t been since April though…I’m a horrible girlfriend as he’s driven multiple times down here since! But I’ll be up there this coming weekend!

17. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
Dictionary. More often than not it’s a Hebrew/English dictionary.

18. Do you have a nickname? What is it?
Nothing exciting. Hillz. Hilly. Hill. Dabu. Doofus. Buttface. TJ.

19. What are you dreading at the moment?
Nothing really.

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Nope. Judge away. Won’t hurt me any.

21. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship.
Douchebag Loser.

22. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Sleeping!

23. Do you have any famous relatives?
Infamous maybe o.0

24. How many different beverages have you drank today?
Water+Iced Tea+Coke=3.

25. What is something you are excited about?
My two week vacation from work is starting this week! I get to go see my doofuslove this coming weekend <3!

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?
Erm. I’m a teacher. I do this often.

27. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Fuck shit I need to shower!

28. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Laying on the couch at Alison’s cuddling with the dog and waiting for her to get home so I could leave and go home!

29. What’s a word that you say a lot?
Awesome or Cool.

30. Who is your worst enemy?
Time haha

Bonus!
31. (Thrown in by Jon): You’ve got 30 minutes before your vagina closes up forever, but unlimited access to as many and whichever cock you want. How do you spend those last 30 minutes?
Since this is hypothetical and I get to have all the celebrities I want, I’m slutting it up!
Actually I’m not that into celebrities…I like me some hockey players <3
So basically I think I will be quite happy to boink Mike Green, Jose Theodore, Sean Avery, Jeff Carter, be double teamed by the Sedin Twins (hey I only got 30 minutes!), Guillaume Latendresse, and of course my love, Antero Niittymaki for those 30 minutes <3
Ok and because I promised Jon after he read this – he can have his 30 seconds