Jon and I went to the Lehigh Valley Zoo today for a couple of hours (in Schnecksville! I’ve seen more of Schnecksville this trip than I have in my 5 years of coming up here!). This was my first time ever going to a zoo that’s not the National Zoo in D.C. so it was a different experience for me. LV Zoo is much smaller than the National Zoo but I think has quite a bunch of awesome things to see and do!
First off, slight tangent rant but: do people not look at themselves and how they look before they leave the house! Seriously, mirrors were invented for reason – use them! We got to the zoo, got out and we’re standing by the entrance as Jon smokes a cig when a car parked right next to us and out come a husband and wife with two little children. Great. My gaze zeroed in instantly on the wife – why? She was wearing a jean skirt but when she bent over, her ass was hanging out of her skirt and it was quite apparent she wasn’t wearing underwear! So she stands up and still doesn’t adjust the skirt so her ass is halfway out her skirt! WTF? I know I’m bad sometimes when my jeans start slipping but not that horrible! They get their kids ready and they start walking over and I barely could stop myself from screaming WTF out loud (I whispered in Jon’s ear though!). She’s wearing a low cut tank top that you can see her whole bra through and her boob is popping out of her shirt! I could see nipple! This is a zoo not a dance club or a strip club! Oy!
So the penguins were the first exhibit we saw as it’s the first thing you see when you walk in…which was fine by me because I’d have been happy just watching penguins all day! I <3333 penguins if you didn’t know that about me. They’re quite adorable! This is my first time ever seeing them live (despite my stupid ex promising he was going to take me to the zoo in Baltimore to see penguins! But then again he promised a lot of things!) and I love them! There were 10 African penguins who are just so much fun to watch. I’m jealous though of the penguin feeder when it came time to watch them be fed…seriously I wouldn’t mind being paid to feed penguins all day! My favorite penguin I’ll admit was Lionel (each have names) because unlike the rest of them, his feathers hadn’t molted yet so he didn’t match all the others lol. I like the ones that stand out!
I got to see owls which I love because they remind me of wise old men
The otters cracked me up as they played with each other and squeeked.
I saw Emus which every time I think of Emus I think of a) Lisa Kleypas’s novel Sugar Daddy in which Liberty describes how her mom’s boyfriend brought home an Emu to eat after he shot it when he saw it walking across a street or b) Susan Elizabeth Phillips novel Lady Be Good where Kenny’s sister raises Emus. I can’t take Emus seriously after that.
I actually got the see Kangaroos which I was excited about and part of a little Joey sticking out of his mommy’s pouch…so cute
I realize Kangaroos just look like dogs to me that can hop.
We got to feed the Lorikeets (imagine parakeets dipped in tye-die!) which was awesome. Jon got one to walk on his hand – me I was too scared to for the first bit but after awhile, I tried – got one to nibble at me and put one foot on me but then flew away!
I also got to feed goats! I wasn’t going to at first because there’s something about a goat eating out of my hand and licking me that grossed me out. But then I realized how much different is that from a dog eating out of mind…so I did it! Goats to me seem perpetually happy – I wonder if they know a secret I don’t?
So good times all in all!
Saw Toy Story 3 after and cried! I’m not afraid to admit it! While parts of the movie I don’t know how appropriate they are for kids, I really enjoyed the movie
Plans for the rest of the week: pool and Lower Milford Carnival today, Amish Comic tomorrow, and heading back Saturday sadly (I have to be at an unveiling on Sunday at 10 AM). I may come up next weekend though for the 4th – not too sure yet. If not I know I’ll be back the weekend of the 24th of July